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tomrny:

DO YOU EVER JUST GET NERVOUS ABOUT LITERALLY NOTHING AND YOU DONT KNOW WHY BUT YOU ARE


God:  you have to die so their sins can be forgiven
Jesus:  
Jesus:  
Jesus:  
Jesus:  i just came here to have a good time and i'm honestly feeling so attacked right now

verylittlebird:

a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.

if you like me i’ll literally never realize it until you tell me, “I like you” and even then I’m still not sure

vincentvangoth:

when u miss the last step on the stairs

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